Adhyapika: Agar Dharti Pe Pani Na Hota To Kya Hona Tha? Pappu: Ham To Kangal Ho Jate Mere Papa Dudh Men Kya Milate
Garlfrend: Janu Koi Aisi Baat Kaho Jisamen Duhkh Bhi Ho Aur Khushi Bhi Pappu: Aap Bahut Khubsurat Ho Aanti Ji
Pappu: Papa Ghar Men Mehmaan Aa Hain Aur Sharbat Banane Ke Liye Nimbu Nahin Hai Ab Kya Karu? Santa: Abe Darta Kyon Hai? Naye Vim Bar Men 100 Nimbu Ki Shakti Hai Daal De 2 Buad!
Adhyapak: Hamen Kisi Chij Ka Durupyog Nahin Karna Chahiye Pappu: Fir Aap Kyon Karte Ho? Adhyapak: Main Kis Chij Ka Durupyog Karta Hu? Pappu: Futte Se Line Khinchai Chahiye Par Aap Sada Isse Hamen Pitate Hain
Pappu Apni Class Techer Se Bola: Madam Main Aapko Kaisa Lagta Hu? Madam: Vairi Sweet (Very Sweet)! Yah Sunkar Pappu Apne Dost Se Bola "Dekha Maine Kaha Tha Na Chalu Hai Line Marti Hai!"
Pappu: Papa Aap Ko Ek Khushi Ki Baat Bataun? Santa: Ha Ha Batao Pappu: Iss Saal Aapko Mere Liye Nai Kitaben Nahin Kharidni Padengi Santa(Khush Hokar): Achchha Kahin Muft Men Mil Rahi Hain Kya? Pappu: Nahin Is Baar Main Fal Ho Gaya Hu